Copenhagen

It spawned one of the worst pop songs ever - "Wonderful...." I can't bear to continue. It goes round and round in my head and I have to think of something else.

It's Bristol on dope, Amsterdam with more bikes, Paris without the dirt; it has a brewery and an organ both propped up with elephants:

It has a hippy commune with houses to die for:

Bicycle graveyards:

Segway tours:

A Royal family known to answer the phone personally, but which knows how to do pomp, and in the 18thC brought up a boy prince with a commoner -guess which is which.